yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ladies don't puke and tell
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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