What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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