"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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