in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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