my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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