look no pants
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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