I'm eating all of the evidence.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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