Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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