i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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