Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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