I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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