their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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