I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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