If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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