p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I am naked and annoyed.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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