plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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