great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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