Hey man sorry I got all grabby
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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