Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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