I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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