i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Someone signed my nipple.
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