ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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