Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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