I'm lost and stupid without you.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
