Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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