I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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