Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I had to cum in my sink.
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