no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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