is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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