I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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