Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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