Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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