one two three fourrrrnication!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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