love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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