Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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