that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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