gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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