The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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