i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Terrible idea I love it
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
