matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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