he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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