On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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