I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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