O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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