Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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