and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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