great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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