But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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