I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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