cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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