Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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